At Rope Dojo II this weekend, Midori challenged me to come up with something original that was:
functional
50% unique
replicable
teachable
I spent the entire weekend on into tonight mucking with it and ended up
making a decorative dick harness that can be taken off, reused, and even washed (theoretically). It can be sized to custom fit any body. The centerpiece knot is a modified doubled up version of the Good Luck Knot, which can be seen here.
Pulling up my first version, in happy sunshine colors.
As I slip my my dick on and off, I keep getting various commercials stuck in my head; either that one song from the diaper commercial that goes: “I’m a big girl now….” or “Strap on. (clap twice) Strap off. (clap twice) Strap on, strap off...” and smiling so damn broad it feels like my head could explode out the back of my nose. And then I tug on the suspenders some more and thrust my clit into my big heavy cock flower. It feels good. Now all I need is some sweet soft girl flesh to sink it into (or get deflowered from) to see how that knot feels on the receiving end. Hopefully fuckalicious. If not, this may be for sucking or extreme sadism only. Once I find a suitable partner, I’ll find out and get back to you. Meanwhile, the construction:
2 lengths of rope, from 20-50 feet depending on body size; these two are about 40 and 30 feet respectively. The ruler is optional, but it does help. At first I only used it here for visual comparison but then found it handy in several spots.
Tie the ends and middle together. This is a temporary knot to keep them separate during construction so no need to make it fancy, just even. It will not be included in the folding design so after making it just pretend it isn’t there.A few inches from the knot, create a long loop (7-12 inches) as shown.This will eventually look like a flower, so pull the loop over to the side to make room for more loops because it’s easier on the knees to move the rope than to crawl around it.Make another loop (or petal).The ruler helps slide the loops over while keeping them straight.Make another loop.Keep making loops until you run out of rope. I’ve found that the ideal number of loops with this thickness of rope is 5-6 and that this knot tends to start getting unwieldy at about 7 – however more loops would be likely be just fine with thinner rope or cord. I can envision this getting really complex with parachute cord, for example.Make the last loop to match the rest. Untie the ends if needed to readjust.Scrunch the loops together around the center as much as possible.Retie the ends.Straighten out your petal loops to make as tight a flower as possible. Even out the loops if needed. This is where having extra inches at the ends helps. To move the loops, hold the center down with one hand while sliding with the other.Happy little loopy flower.Starting as far away from the ends as possible, fold one loop over the one next to it. Direction doesn’t matter. I chose to go counterclockwise with this tie. All loops get folded the same way.Same picture sans ruler. It actually REALLY helps to leave the ruler right under that first fold so that you can find it later, so I put it back. These plastic bendy rulers also make killer spanking toys, by the way…Fold the next loop over its closest neighbor.SKIP THE KNOT and fold the next loop over both it and the next closest loop. The knot does not get included in these loop folds. Don’t worry if you have to cross it, just don’t count it as one of your folding or crossed loops.Bring the next loop up and over its neighbor above.The final loop. This is where it gets tricky, especially without the ruler. Fold the final loop under the first original loop base. In other words, follow the ruler.Very gently pull all the loops outwards to tighten knot around center.Tightened knot with 5 loop petals and one bundle of ends.Repeat the process, again starting as far away from the bundled ends as possible. It just makes it confusing otherwise, especially at that end tucking step.
Again, take the last loop and feed it under the base of the first.This is what it looks like untightened.Pull loop ends to tighten.As you can see, the loops are several inches shorter (almost half) than when we started. Too short and this would be impossible. Something to keep in mind.Pulling gently from the center, make a hole.Decide which side of the knot you think is prettiest and stick the dick in from the other. This works best on erect or plastic penises.Happy little penis flower. Align the head away from the knotted ends.The backside with knot in foreground.Untie the knotted ends.Tie second rope onto the first rope using a simple larks head knot.The larks head knot up close. Basically, you hold the two loops together as shown then pull the ends of the (light blue) rope through the hole.Separate and count your doubled up loops. I see 4 on each side with 2 on the top. Again, don’t count the tails.Separate the top loops to make an even number on each side. My yellow harness has 6 on each side, this one has 5.Pull and tug to really align them to each side. Put this on front of pubic bone or over erect penis. Hold in place from the top.Take the dangling end attached to the second piece of rope and bring it up between the legs. At the top, allow the second (light blue) rope to split and bring it back around to the front, over the top of the hips.Pull the ends through the top loops of the flower and then back around to the back again. Repeat. See side view:Side view. See the light blue loops going behind? The dark blue loops can also be made shorter in the initial steps of this design by making them 8 inches versus 11.After you run out of the (dark blue) front loops, bring the ends around to the back, then down and up through the middle in another simple fastening hitch with the ends going up over the shoulders to the front.All the loops threaded on the front side.With the rope coming down from the shoulder in front, weave first down through the outer (light blue) loops…Then weave line back up through the inner (dark blue) loops and back up over shoulder. The third rope to the right is just the end hanging down while I pull up.Repeat on other side.Tie in back. If excess length left, do more shoulder straps or wrap up around the middle in the back to tighten.It was kind of a bitch taking pictures of my back, but as you can see, this has really clean lines and leaves lots of access for all sorts of other things.If the suspender straps get in your way, you can tie them down below in a loose waist belt in front, which also makes it easier to both store and step into and out of:Step out. (strap-off!)These extra ends can be wrapped around testicles if doing this as an elaborate cock ring on a suitably equipped body. Or they can be used to tighten the suspenders, tie in a vibrator, etc. They can also be made shorter or longer at the beginning of this process, depending upon what use you do or don’t find for them. My first model liked just having the dangly bits to swing.Stepping in. (strap-on!)Pulling up. I’m a big girl now!!!I really love the suspenders.
SKIP THE KNOT and fold the next loop over both it and the next closest loop. The knot does not get included in these loop folds. Don’t worry if you have to cross it, just don’t count it as one of your folding or crossed loops.
Well, there it is, boys and girls. I hope you like it. Let me know if you try it and how it works out for you.
I was seriously impressed by your cool harness and now I'm even more impressed with your presentation! Eventually all the thesis projects will go on the RopeDojo.com site. Since your on-line presentation is so fabulous, may we link to it from the graduates' arts page?
http://twitter.com/tSunshineLove Sunshine Love
Absolutely – that would be great! I'm so glad you liked it.
ephraim
This is awesome! I'm going to try it out later today!
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